So it's nearly 3 after a night out - and I'm thinking male friends are a bane of existence for the following reasons:

1) female friends never like your choice in male friends (ok, MY choice - this is now proven)
2) they compliment you once and then think that's enough for the rest of the year
3) I'm sure there are more but I'm coming down from the alcohol high and couldn't give a shit enough to document the rest.

Anyway, men are stupid tonight simply because I decided they are. Except for S who make my night a million times better. Tonight, I love S. Thank god for text messages.

I want to wish Frenchie a good trip to Paris and to congratulate her on her latest hobby - pretending she works for UPS.

Love you.