Well - it just took me half an hour to open this damn thing so I'm not even sure I want to write about my evening any more!

So, it was J's leaving dinner - we went to Baltic, a place you'll all remember. If you're interested, I had goulash and they served it with TATAR - Frenchie dear, that's buckwheat for you. Eurgh, in any language is what it is. So I ordered another side.
AAAANYWAY. Dinner was nice, we then went for drinks and I only had one gin and tonic. Was lovely really. Sat outside as it was the first warm sunny day in the whole of August.

And then, as we were leaving, we walked on to Blackfriars Road (8 of us) and looked across the road. And what do we see? Three men - one sitting another's lap and the third giving the sitter a blow job. Right in the middle of the bus stop. I think this tops one of the horrifying moments in my life so far, truly. And then two tourists filmed them and then filmed us being horrified by it all. So we called the police, of course - by the time the police turned up, they had finished but were still sitting there, even though 2 buses had passed them AFTER finishing so the police started frisking them - and I asked R (completely coincidentally, I didn't mean to be funny) 'What are they looking for - hard-ons?'
After three of our party had given short statements to the policeman who came over to talk to us, the copper addressed us all and said ' Have a nice bank holiday weekend'. I think he understood the irony but it was nice of him all the same.

PS: I'm sure the video made by the tourists will pop up on YouTube now. Look out for me - I'm the one looking like I'm going to be ill. On the other hand, maybe the video will make me famous - a bad actress in a bad horror flick.

Am going to go to bed now. I truly truly pray not to dream of male genitalia.